(I Wanna Tap That) Oyster Card Reader

from Bum: The Unreleased TB Album by Temporarily Blank

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Everytime I get on that Number 8 bus and I see that Oyster Card Reader
I just wanna take off all my clothes and forget the driver can see ya
It makes a beep noise when it takes my money and it has a yellow bit
I just wanna make like an Oyster Card and make sweet love with it

I know it's for my Oyster card
But I can't help it, it makes me hard
I don't want to kick up a fuss
So please don't kick me off of your bus

Oysters are the food of love!
Swipe your Oyster from above!
On a train or on undt bus!
Fuck your Oysters just like us!

They caught me dry humping an Oyster Card Reader on their CCTV screen
They took me to the station, asked me lot's of questions, said I was too obscene
I told them how it is, I told them how it was, They told me I was sick
But next time I got on that Number 8 bus it were them who were humping it

I know it's for my Oyster card
But I can't help it, it makes me hard
I don't want to kick up a fuss
So please don't kick me off of your bus

I know it's for my Oyster card
But I can't help it, it makes me hard
I don't want to kick up a fuss
So please don't kick me off of your bus

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from Bum: The Unreleased TB Album, released December 9, 2009

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Temporarily Blank London, UK

Once upon a mushroom a Puffa Fish named Kay met a Talking Nail Bomb called Sanjay. They talked in a strange language that no- one seemed to understand, especially themselves.

One fateful lunchtime, a Jimmy strolled up to them purposefully and said "POD - DEHH". Kay and Sanjay told Jimmy to pretend he is an amputee for the rest of his immortal life. Then they told him to play some drums for them. ... more

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