Why did the album never get released?

Well, we were going to a press conference in Iceland where our core audience is (obviously) and we were planning on finishing the album in the hotel when suddenly arctic wolves burst in and as we were expecting room service we didn't notice that Sanjay's laptop had fallen in to the hand of the leader of the pack, which was particularly peculiar as he was a wolf and didn't have any hand and shouldn't really be interested in a laptop. By the time we noticed what was happening the wolves were long gone with the laptop and the only copy of the album. As we all know arctic wolves feed on blue giraffe meat and the tears of the ancients so we went to the closest patch of snow and used the secret whistle, summoning a blue giraffe from the heavens. Unfortunately, the giraffe we summoned had been dead for weeks and stank of fermented artichoke. This clearly wasn't going to attract the wolves and by this point we knew the wolves would be deleting bits of the tracks for their own sick pleasure.
A small vietnamese man gave us the heads up that the wolves may have gone to the Forklands, so we head off to track them down. (Haha "track" - geddit?)
On arrival, we were afronted by a fork in the road. Imagine the cruel irony. Actually, don't. It'll kill your head.
Anyway the fork had 3 paths. So we... Well, I wouldn't say split up, but we went on a hiatus as we pursued different interests. I mean paths.
Kay took the Gay Mud Sign path, which was so messy that even Rory the Violin God didn't dare ask "How Clean Is Your Arse?"
Sanjay on the other hand was having a massive fight with a Happy Man who told him how retarded slap bass is before brutally murdering a Crocodile infront of his very eyes.
We all know what path Jimmy took of course, as he is now in prison for crimes against cows. Jimmy became involved with a harmonica dealer in hail and ended up busting out to tour the island of Bali with a tropical goth band.
Meanwhile, Sanjay was escaping from the Happy Man with no more than a few scratches, a fear of reptillians and social disorder. He put on a bee-keeping suit and ran heroically after Kay to save him from THE MAN. THE MAN was a spirit of destruction incarnate in 2 human forms. One was a curly haired Australian. The other was Leon, Lord of Time. While possessing Leon's body, the spirit of destruction used his power over time to put a black veil of longness over any project started before the year 2010.
Sanjay summoned the sword of 'nag' which he did smite THE MAN with, releasing Leon from his hold. It was then that Jimmy returned to Iceland in the hope of finding an Inuit elder named Dracula. Dracula, the handle-barred elder cast a spell to bring back the lost album in return for 5 duckets and the chance to sing personally on one of the tracks. This was allowed.
After saving Kay, and all of time and space, Sanjay settled down with his Canadian girlfriend (a comedienne with a taste for whiskey and bacon). He spent 50 years this way, until a dream about Real Life reminded him of the unfinished album. Jimmy came to Sanjay's house and shared the secret of Dracula, the hairy elder. Thus, the album was finally finished with the help of Clem, the God of Pro-Creativity. Amen.